Why Men Should Have Dogs Not Wives

From: kb5ziv [mailto:kb5ziv@rionet.coop]
Sent: Monday, August 01, 2011 18:00
To: Scott Royall; mcasalini; SdCarroll
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Why Men Should Have Dogs Not Wives

Why Men Should Have Dogs Not Wives

  1. The later you come home, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs actually like it when you leave things on the floor.
  4. A dog’s parents never visit. And they don’t care if you like their parents or not. Nor will they ever tell you that you are just like one of them, and not in a good way.
  5. Dogs agree that you sometimes have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, at the drop of a hat; twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.
  7. Dogs find every single thing you say worth hearing.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them all away.
  11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They think the smell makes you more interesting. They don’t get mad and say mean things about you for the rest of the night.
  13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff with them and call you names as they go out the door.

Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s the happiest to see you.

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